Don't u Think?

Nature can do some crazy things but, it's cute.
Prime Example:
Dead pigeon death by window pane;
Live pigeon came and got him some.
Eaziest sex he ever had;
Get it?
Rottweiler suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.
By a cat.He was beat and bitten;
Imagine that.
Now he vents his frustration on kittens;
Stupid canine.
This certain cat.
That had a bad habit of jumping on people;
The little boy did not like that.
So he devised a plan to stop this evil;
"Wiskers" prepare for his attack.
The boy is standing in wait;
This siamese prounces at blinding speed!
"Troy" is faster, he moves.
The pussy misses and leaps out the window;
Letting out a big roar.
I wonder if that feline landed on all fours;
These two leggers too can do some dumb stuff.
Jack is the epitome of the word "AZZ";
Dough boy young and tall.
Like to wear his britches hanging off his tail;
Shoes no laces.
Tongue hanging out.Made a bad sale;
Runs from cops.Dope falls out.
Locked up won't let him out;
What a dumb ass.
You can learn alot from a dummy;
Check out this dummy:
Causian male age 30.
Need money for liquor and cigarettes;
He decides to rob a Shop and Run.
Comes in with a mask and shotgun;
Yelling at the cashier al kinds of obsenites.
She ignores him.He gets angry and shoots;
Now she's laughing.He's pissed lets off another one.
Now he's pondering the truth;
Is there something wrong with the weapon?
Or the window is bulletproof?
The quacks of today has the solutions to all your ills.
All you have to do is pop a pill;
The beauty of it is.The side effects
are worse than the cure.
Case in point:
Let's say you have a bad case of constipation;
So you need relief!
Get a prescription.
The risks of this drug is:
vomiting,
Nausea,
nose bleed,
and fainting;
That'll keep your mind off your butt.
You trying not to throw up;
Pharmacuetical companies
are making a killing off thes stupid customers.
Nature can do some crazy things but it's cute;
Don't u Think?