News ticker… New presidential candidate enters the race…
He’s considered weak on foreign policy.
Because he’ll talk to anybody,
thinks we should show kindness even to enemies,
and exercise power compassionately.
No policy on taxes, or immigration. Not married, no kids…
and you should see the kind of people he hangs around with!
His rhetoric is lovely, but his past is checkered--
if you can believe it, he’s got an arrest record!
Thinks he can cure the sick and feed the hungry for free
where will our health and food industries be?
He’s no fan of capitalism, sees no virtue in wealth,
believes the rich should give more so the poor can be helped,
he’s against the death penalty, but he’s also pro-life,
favors peaceful accord above vengeance and strife.
Anti-guns, but elevates faith over big government.
Confusing -- doesn’t quite fit Democrat or Republican.
How could a voter ever get behind a candidate like him?
Jesus Christ.
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I still can't figure that one out!



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