Acts of Procreation

  Chorus (after every verse):
    You can do it on the mountain, in the valley far below
    But you needn't tell your parents,
      for they do not want to know
    With the rock star from the concert
      or the blushing girl next door
    The best acts of procreation make you beg for more.

From the backseat misadventures to the motel bedspring creaks
Some are done in just a minute, others keep it up for weeks
In this world of fear and babies, contraception must be taught
Or the act of procreation could leave you distraught.

People practice odd obsessions, whips and chains or leather pants
Some peruse the Kama Sutra, turning love into a dance
But despite the way and method, the result is still the same
Myriad acts of procreation can make you insane!

Though the act itself is simple, explanation leads to dread
From storks and cabbage patches, to how birds and bees are bred
But you simply can't avoid it, as the hormones start to rage
And these acts of procreation will take center stage.