If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: coffee break
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were an animal I would be: a bee
If I were a direction I would be: South by Southwest
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a shaker chair
If I were a liquid I would be: Seagram's rye whiskey
If I were a tree I would be: a white oak
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a moss rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rain, hail and snow
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a National guitar
If I were an emotion I would be: enthusiasm
If I were a color I would be: grey
If I were a vegetable I would be: a scallion
If I were a sweet I would be: "chicken bone" candy
If I were a car I would be: a 1948 Chevrolet Cabriolet
If I were a song I would be: Simple Man
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Kurosawa
If I were a book I would be written by: Stephen Leacock
If I were a food I would be: cooked on an open fire
If I were a place I would be: "the woods by the sea"
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Hank Hill
If I were a shape I would be: a maze
If I were a material I would be: linen
If I were a taste I would be: licorice
If I were a word I would be: wilderness
If I were an object I would be: a blank sheet of paper
If I were a body part I would be the: hands
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a style I would be: Helvetic
If I were a number I would be: MMVIII
If I were a Beatle I would be: Pete Best
Author notes
Are we all such contradictory creatures?
...an interesting exercise in self analysis,"Nighttime Angel"!
A contest entry
- Subjunctive Fun Contest!! BIG POINTS!!! by Nighttime angel.
2100 points, ended July 3, 2008, 70 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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a 1948 Chevrolet Cabriolet! and the original drummer - you are too much.
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I really enjoyed this little "contest"! I read all the entries; everyone had their own surprising little twists!
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Adorable confessions.
Have you gone to that site on the Internet... GoldenCompass.com? You can learn your spirit animal. It is SO MUCH FUN! Do it and then tell me which animal you are. 
And then I will tell you mine.
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Randolph Peter Best......the original drummer!! Very interesting choice! Thank you for entering...
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Nice number!
And I like ross moss a lot...you appear full of zest and and high spirited..keep it up! -
lol. This looks familiar.
love your answer to taste, object, weather and emotion. -
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as to weather: there are a lot of stormy souls in this contest, I noticed!
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ow? what a keen observer! I would have answered that too.., but I liked autumn way better...
GL to us!
-Blanche
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And your "if" is a vita of a "Simple Man" philosopher... pondering gray in a maze!?
*smiling*
Marlene
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