Wedding Advice to my Stepbrother !

Dear  X, ( Only to protect me ) Ha,ha.
I just want to wish you and you’re lovely bride a very Happy Wedding Day. I have seen you grow up from a
whiny kid to the fine young man you are today. as you’re older and not often times wiser older
brother, let me give you a couple of pieces of advice,
that might just keep you on the right track this time,ok?
1) Never go to bed angry. Because when you get up in the morning, you’ll still be angry but you’ll have forgotten what the fight was about and you’ll still be mad at each other.
2) This point is most important Mark. Never, never tell her to Calm down when she is upset with something or someone ! It just makes them madder, and then they turn it on to you. Believe
Me on this one Bro.
3) Never,, never hound her about what you’re
Having for dinner. It turns them into crazed lunatics.
4) This one is perhaps the most important point
of all, so pay close attention here, never never ask her for sex. Always, always wait for her to be in the Mood. It’ll make you’re life a lot happier.
5) Finally the most mportant point point as far as I’m
Concerned for a long and happy marriage, Rena is
Always Right ! No matter what the argument or discussion as they like to call it is about.

Well, I hope you take heed of my little poem,
Afte 21 years of wedded bliss with Leni I have learned a thing or two about marriage. And once again Mark my brother, I hope you and Rena will be very happy together for a long, ling time.

Lots of Love,
Peter