A refrigerator is a humane invention
A freezer is a blessed merciful thing
Because it means we don't have to
kill deer and cows every other day
Because of heat making the meat go bad
Especially in late Spring, summer,
and the early Fall
We can keep meat frozen
For months maybe even years
A refrigerator is a wonderful thing
DANGER MOOSE CROSSING!
A Moose is a splendid animal
He is reclusive retiring and docile
And a very curious ackward creature
They will watch you for hours
hiding behind trees and bushes and things
HOWEVER---------------WARNING! WARNING!
Don't ever come across one when it is rutting
Or horney as they say.
BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU!
