Rocky is crazy ice cool in blue,
While I sport a mohawk hairdo.
We are punk-ass goth squirrels
Out cruisin' the Oaks for girls.
We gonna find us some with big butts
And then we will show them our nuts.
Yea, thats right dude, we be pimpin'
On attitude and balls, not skimpin'
Grey Hairs better watch their ass
When Red Tails like us skate past.
Author notes
Based on a picture prompt.
Thanks to A-Moment-In-Rhyme who told 'big butts' rhymed with nuts and I did not have to write 'skanky sluts'.
In a list
A contest entry
- Humor me please by queen.
300 points, ended June 13, 2008, 5 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Laughin' Again!
What a rich sense of humor coupled with your smooth rhythm and rhyme! LOVE it! Keep it up! I'm smilin' from ear to ear!
Jennifer
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I am glad you liked it. I like the humorous ones.
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Gosh, who knew you had "street creds"
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Did I capture the flavor of the young tough crowd?
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*pulls pants up from around ankles* Yo, dawg, you sure did!
hehe
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Haha. That sounds bad in a good way.
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LMAO Just what I needed to read this morning
thank you so much for the laugh.
~sugar~
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Thanks for reading and commenting. I am glad I could help you start your day with a smile.
Mike
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LMFAO I saw the pic and then read this, it cracked me up lol But be warned dude, I'm gonna kick your *big butt* for those AN's. Now wipe that off hehe I wish you all the luck my friend.
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Hey, you saved them from reading about deviant squirrel behavior with skanky sluts. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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grey hairs better watch their ass very cute thank you for entering and good luck in the contest
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Thanks for the silver cup. That must be a record between posting and contest closing. LOL.
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Glad you liked it. Thanks for the inspirational picture.
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