Okay, we are almost there
I can smell the city from here.
You know the first thing
I want to do when we get there,
is to find the best darn tattoo parlor
they have, and get me one of those
torn roses with the sword going
through it type tattoo.
Do you think that would make
me look more macho darling Dixie?
Well maybe so Chip, maybe so.
Oh and I want to go and have my
claws done, French tipped and all,
and then maybe a little shopping
for a nice tight thong or two in the
color of your new rose tattoo.
Oh I am so excited, now all we have
to do is skate across that 8 lane,
paved roadway thing!
A contest entry
- Humor me please by queen.
300 points, ended June 13, 2008, 5 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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wow loved this poem..its very funny..well done on winning a GOLD dove..xxx
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LMAO
Oh Dove this is brilliant so damn funny, you couldn't have written this any more perfect to go with this pic. Excellent
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You are delightful insane!!!
Love you
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lol Dove this was so funny congrats on the well deserved Gold
x cheeky x
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Congrats on the gold hun
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LOL this is cute and funny!
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Silly squirels sometimes i think they are a little nuts
this is very cute, thank you for entering and good luck in the contest. This background is pretty groovy too
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Oh lmao! Too funny You have such a fine sense of humour and this is wonderful! They have the 'hairdo' just need the rest
All the best with this
Gaylene
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