O! Thou whom I loveth to hate
Upon my nerves your voice doth grate!
How didst thou manage to crawl up from hell
with thine bellow like bull and body like whale?
O! Thou whom I hateth with passion
To think that thy clothes were ever in fashion!
Each step thou taketh quakes earth to her marrow
Yet thou trompst about as if light as the sparrow!
O! Thou whom I hateth with fire
How I wish thou wouldst simply retire!
Won't thou giveth a favor to our nation
And die in the fire of self-immolation?
Author notes
I imagine this being sung like an old-time church hymn.
Please tell me what you think
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Hahaha...is this about Bush? The only thing that made me think that was the jab about doing the nation a favor. But still...I was sitting here singing it to my boyfriend and laughing my ass off. He didn't find it as funny as me for some reason. Pfft...MEN! Awesome write and so fun to sing!
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Hehe
I can see how this could be construed to be about Bush, but nope. This is about an obnoxious co-worker who, if I'm lucky, won't be coming back to work after her last freak out.
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I have never read anything like this on AP before great imagination LOVE THIS
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Thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it
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