Never underestimate the power of beans. You've been warned. =)
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Finish the sentence:
Never underestimate the power of____________________
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- #89 Finish the sentence by daviscth.
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I love it!!
This reminds me of my own twisted sense of humor. I once made the mistake of going to Taco Bell just before a job interview. I was in a very crowded elevator, heading up about forty floors. Halfway up, I let loose a death blow. It was silent, but extremely deadly. I was so glad that it was a silent one. Everyone in the elevator was ready to puke by the time they reached their floors. Those ones are the worst. My son and I call them "poofers." They linger forever. My son, Dante, made his own farting invention with a straw when he was 7. He'd take a straw, and stick it down the top of his shirt, and lodge it underneath his armpit, and then blow through the end of the straw. It was really loud. It sounded like the real thing, too. What a classic! He's always got some ingenious invention or magic trick to show off his talents. When I was a kid, I came up with this farting motto for delinquents. Lemme see.....Oh, yeah....."When it doubt, let it out!" My mom and dad always told me that it was polite to share, and I was always more than happy to oblige.
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:-D This is cute.
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LOL!!!!!! Thanks, I love this.
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