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It's Not True About the Neighbor

Don't worry the roaches are free
ha, ha, ha that's just a joke
they come extra.
but maybe not for you folks

How old is the roof?
Who could remember!
Anyway its not true about the neighbor
all those bodies, he didn't dismember

I don't think he even killed all of those people
that they found buried in his yard
he probably didn't really cook them
using their own lard.

I live here and feel very comfortable and safe
the locks and bars are just extra protection
I mean every neighborhood
has its little imperfection

So if you decide to buy this house
Good luck, its been nice knowing you
I mean, I'm sure you'll be fine
It's not like if something happens you can't sue.










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  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    June 12, 2008
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    What a good idea to turn 'em off

    I think they'd be wondering about how well the local cop does his job tho...she lives right across the road from the police station

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  • Recluse Writer gold member
    June 12, 2008

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    OMG this has given me chills What a wicked way to set them rapidly running to their vehicle.
    Much appreciate the helping hand here and wish you well come judgeing.
    Linda