"Evel Knievel was my hero, and my proudest achievement
was that I once had the nerve to ride my bike off a
seven-foot wall into a pile of leaves..."
A quote by some boy some where, right now.
"Ferrel's has ice cream in a shit load of flavors!"
Says my fat ass cousin Herman before getting back
handed by my Aunt Leona. "You're going to get zits
on your back just like your father if you keep that
sweet tooth and soapy mouth up young man."
Herman toes the ground with an untied scuff proof Hushpuppy.
"I bet he's already got a back full of pimples" I think.
A group of singing and squealing employees race by us
towards some unsuspecting boy's horror. They make pig
noises, and plop down a ten gallon bowl of ice cream
in front of him. He vomits, and bursts into tears while
his entourage of peers and relatives laugh at his
weak stomach, and his apparent grasp upon his own
diet and sanity. I shake my head in a knowing way.
Poor kid never even knew what hit him.
My cousin Herman turns to me and says,
"Tonight Evel Knievel's going to jump the
Snake River in a rocket, God damn he's the best!".
I, however, already know he's totally screwed.
For the first time that day, and in a while, I smile.
"It's a fact most cops have little dicks, and a need
for control, but that's no excuse to kick someone's
ass, and grab theirs."
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Written December 29th, 2003
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Stop!!! Don't touch that! You'll poke an eye out!
Many ways to go with this...in fact that what attracts me to it. But for the here and now I will go with my first impressions.. thoughts..yadayadayada...which by the way, your pic really adds to this..... bullies, are just a bunch of little pricks...even they fall off eventually. cops, big pricks with pimples on their backs.. EK.. an infinate desire that is within all of us...to be brave, fearless.
thought provoking write you have here...
~Michelle~
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hmm, interesting......
xoxo
mandy sue -
nice pic, so did u do it hug all those thorns, cool write like the way u jump from evil knievil to your cousin and ice cream to eveil knievil to talkind about cops and their penis's and grabbing asses you are a real trip
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This is a very .. unique style. I don't really understand this, but I thought some parts of it were excellent.
-Carina-
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