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Santa Loves You More than the Poor Kids

It's true:
And that's why you get better presents,
And they starve, and they freeze as their electric gets cut off

But you won't have to worry about that,
All warm and snug under your latest Pixar-film-themed comforter,
Your little belly stuffed with turkey and pumpkin pie and ham

They may get cabbage soup this year, if they're lucky,
This makes us laugh,-- we are superior!

Oh fun!

 

Leave cookies and milk out,

Show Santa you love him too

By wasting food.

 

:)

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  • bigpapa
    June 23

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    odd

    I like things that are Pixar-themed. I'm glad I'm not poor (j/k)

    Seems a very random rant fore June. I would be curious to hear the back story that spawned the piece.

  • Matt Holck
    June 13

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    I was fine without electricity
    when the cut the gas I had to set up an account with the power company

  • Trial and Error
    June 13
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    Wow Gio....

  • Lish
    June 12

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    Mmm...pie for the rich kids, while us poor folk just live off the fumes.

    Tsk tsk. Wasting all those cookies....it's a crime! 'Specially if they're chocolate chip.

    Loved this bit of Christmas cheer in June, Gio.


  • Morgan Kennedy Nite
    June 11
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    Haha, so true, Gio XD this is amazing, good thing X Mas is only half a year away XD


  • IsabelCult
    June 11
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    Yeah! Screw you poor kids!

    Just kidding. Nice piece here. Little off season but meh!


  • X-yfn-X
    June 11

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    wow this is good
    reminds me of a family that got there electricity cut off from bills and we took them in.

    . Rewarded 4

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