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Lazy cat!

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I sit here and wonder why

this lazy cat hasn't died,

I tried to kill her more than thrice

but just can't seem to get it right.

 

I spiked her drink for a week

but that remote control I could not take

her paw clinched tight

as a hydraulic brake. 

 

An Electric current to her chair

this lazy cat did not stare

she munched away at her potato chips

and I just watched licking my lips.

 

The house is messy and she doesn't cook

But I'll get that remote by hook or crook

Then it dawned on me why she survived

it's because that cat has got nine lives.

 

So I packed my bags and all my woes

and on my way I did go

I shouldn't have married that lazy mog

becuase there's never love between a cat and dog. 

 

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  • Brigitae gold member
    June 29

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    Thank you for entering the contest!!!

    I enjoyed reading about your wonderful pets, that infamous pair of 'cat and dog' just made my day! I'll bet they're really fun (and a handful) to have around the house!! Your brilliantly creative poem is an ode of loving joy, straight from your kind heart. Thank you for sharing. I wish you all the best!!! Peace, Cyn


  • CowboyFan1
    June 11

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    that picture reminds me of me.funny poembut why would you want to kill a cat even if it's stuck to a chair with a remote, chips, and a soda for ever?


    • Lady Ireland gold member
      June 11
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      Lol,
      Don't really want to kill the cat....
      Was talking cynically like men do when women don't give them attenion lol. I.E husband and wife fighting over the remote control..
      D.x

  • Celtic Legend
    June 11

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    that pic is so funny! i love the last line
    there's never love between a cat and dog. that is just so cool!

  • Nature Song silver member
    June 11

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    The pic is so wonderful... I should have married that lazy mog! Way too funny, I sure needed a good laugh Delores! Thank you for sharing this poem. ~Sie


  • Pure Thought silver member
    June 10
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    Tooooo funny

    Gotta be a guy cat if he won't give up the remote. LOL


  • deercatcher
    June 10
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    Like looking into the mirror, that pic is!

  • Cannonsfire silver member
    June 10

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    LOL Too funny you are Loves ya! Love, Chez
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