Once upon a time ago there lived a pretty dumb lady...NO.... young girl, who
was married and quite nieve.....
Very nie........stupid. So she had a rough time of it with her bowels, YES,,,
Rectum area, She soon developed Hemmoroids. ( Doesn't that sound like it should be in outer space?) So, anyways, back to her bumbum, She decided she wanted to see what a Hemmoroid looked like, soooooooooooo... she went into the bathroom, gathered all the aparatis she thought she might need, (She figured while she was down there, she may as well apply some Preparation H) SO she got her hand mirror, Peparation H and a shorty nighty, (To enable a much needed full view.) There she was, all bent over, nighty up over her waist, mirror in hand placed in a most convient position for viewing privilages, a dab of the ole prepo on the pointy finger of her other hand, Just as she ever so delicately dabbed a dab on the offending boo-boo,
Through the bathroom door walks the repectful hubby, he looks the situation over and quips, "HI, HONEY.... PUTTING ON YOUR MAKE-UP????
a true story
SHE DIDN'T.....YES SHE DID
A contest entry
- Experiences!!!! by Ace13.
675 points, ended August 14, 2008, 13 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Plumber's Crack by Gay-Militant.
1000 points, ended March 30, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What do you Think???
Comments
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Either way - that cream never works. Great write, lots of fun. Well done for the gold and I think you may get another one.
Sheila
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that was epic@!
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Hilarious! Yur a down-home kinda gal!
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Hi ACE,
um, I just won gold in your other contest with this, [[Prepare for H]]
and I just realized it, do you want me to remove it? -
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Well it is a great Piece
But Having already read and judged it the value of it went down. But please go ahead and leave it to set an example of what i am looking for
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OK,
I'll do that for you, hehehe. Good luck with your contest, hehehe
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on the gold. You earned it.
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Again love the punch line
This literally had me laughing out loud. I think the way it is worded is perfect and it is true? well if so thatn it is freakin hilarious. Well good luck in the contest *two thumbs up* -
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Thanks, Ace,
Yes, this is a true story, hehehe,
Thanks for the Gold, and the great comment. Your contesr was so much fun! PL
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Love the punch line
you should let me judge this for my contest i am sure it would get a trophy
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OK, all set, judge away! yessa, hehehe
Thank you, Ace13
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Very amusing little tale.
Well done and good luck in my contest. -
Too funny! This is hilarious! Oh those embarassing but oh so funny moments are to be cherished. LOL Patty
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HEY GIVE ME SOME OF THAT?
SISTERS ARE SUPPOSE TO SHARE.
WHERE IS MY PORTION OF HUMOR.HAHAHAHAHA...
GOOD LUCK IS NOT NEEDED
OH SOOO FUNNY
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Very Good
This is funny. I like your since of humor.
Good Job
MAXBOY
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lmao. this made me laugh. I loved it... I needed the laugh! haha. keep up your good work! best of luck in the contest!!!
CrimsonViper
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