Woody was a studly moose
Who was always on the loose
Never offering an excuse
Cause he so loved to reproduce
All the women he’d seduce
Putting his woody to good use
He’d hide behind a big old spruce
Ready to jump out and give a goose
Though slightly slow and quite obtuse
This moose just loved to share his juice
In a list
A contest entry
- Photo Caption Contest by galfalfa.
300 points, ended June 11, 2008, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Congratulations on the gold! Loved all the same end line rhymes!
Loved your kinky sense of humor. I looked at the image, and BOY! was that moose hung! Sorry for being lewd, but my comment befits using this language! LOL Eh, his woodie! Think he was endowed? or just horny and proud?
Linda
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Thanks Linda!
There is no way you could be too lewd after this poem. That was some moose eh. galfalfa awlays has great contests. I just love her sense of humor!
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haha and congrats on gold
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Thanks lass! Its all galfalfas fault! She brings out these great contests that I just can't resist.
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LOL....woody or should i say wood he really hide behind a Spruce, are you sure it wasnt a Scotch pine or a cedar, they all look alike you know..
thanks for the early morning laughs!
galfalfa
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My pleasure gal! If your happy I'm happy!
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hehe thats funny.... great job here and its funny too lol... thanks for sharing this with us and goood luck
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Thanks michelle! I had alot of fun writing this one.
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Thanks MLM. Just being silly is all.
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patty! Or to young to be reading this!
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Excellent poem for the prompt...lol...
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LMAO....THAT is just good stuff there. Funny as hell....LOVE it! Good luck in the contest.
This moose loved to share his juice....
instant classic.
Jamie
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lol.. this is great!! You did a great job on this one!!! You've been writing kinda naughty ones though!!! good luck in the contest!!!
Hugs,
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Forgot your applaus... hee hee
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OMG
Oh that's just bad... funny but bad... lol
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