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Stuck!

Dear Madam,

We sincerely apologise for the mix up at our factory.

So far we have yet to discover who was responsible
for putting superglue into the wallpaper paste bags.

Please accept our apologies, some solvent and a tin
of quality cat food.

 

 

sincerely

 

 

Mr A.D Hesive

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I love cats this is such a cool picture.

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  • prettyangeleyes
    November 3, 2008

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    HA HA

    This is very cute!

    I think that I would be a little shocked to receive such an "apology" from that factory...remind not to buy wallpaper any time soon, lol!

    Great Job

  • Topnotchsy
    October 19, 2008

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    Wow, this is a riot. I went to check the picture (which was quite funny it its own right) and then reread what you wrote, and it cracked me up. I can see why this snagged a shiny gold trophy for its humor.


  • Meej
    September 11, 2008
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    ha ha that is very clever and funny. Congrats on the win


  • Redeemed15
    August 25, 2008

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    LOL!!!!! I am so laughing. This is an awesome poem! It really brought my day up!!!!! I'm so glad that you got the gold. You deserve it and so does your poem.

    And even if it isn't actually a poem. The humor makes up for it!!! ;P

  • Still Anonymous
    July 30, 2008
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    Hmmm . . . This isn't actually a poem, but it is hilarious! Poor kitty!

    Still Anonymous


  • whitemd
    July 29, 2008
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    I'll support anything that adheres cats to walls.

    Long live dog.


  • falling1isfatal2
    June 30, 2008

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    hahahaha you are right I like this one very much! The picture also goes so well with the words, you sincerley gave me a laugh when my mood wasn't so great before that...the tin of cat food really got me, your great thanks for pointing me int he direction of another great write for you


  • Clovis...Curious
    June 27, 2008

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    Superb

    I also love cats. And thanks for this evenings chuckle. I really appreciated your wacky sense of humor in this write.


  • Galaxy2
    June 26, 2008

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    Cat is one of the few best characters of the life on the earth...
    Equally loved by babies and erotica writers...
    Plays a prominent role in love making activities...
    I love cats ....
    and so do all my girlfriends...
    We are quite catish while flirting...

    You chose an excellent theme...
    must have been enjoyed by all the readers...
    It goes very well with the picture...

    Very well indeed...
    Glaxy2


  • Peripatetic gold member
    June 22, 2008

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    A great moment for cat lovers, a fine laugh for customer service representatives (and consumers) whether they like cats or not!


  • Commodore Rouge
    June 21, 2008

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    Oh, that is so funny! That picture goes so well your message! Nice one!


  • toomysterious
    June 16, 2008
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    Are you still stuck on that wall finding it hard to write?? Hope that changes soon.


  • Wayne Leon Learmond
    June 12, 2008

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    Hahahhahahaha
    hahahahahahha.
    Brilliant. Very very funny.
    Congratulations on your trophy.


    With
    Dark
    Wishes
    Wayne Leon

  • toomysterious
    June 12, 2008

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    Congrats for the Gold on this. It is well deserved. Really funny, though a little bittersweet for me as we just had to give up a cat that looked just like this. She was so beautiful and we had had 7 years (my daughters), but she did not play well with others and we just could not keep her any longer, still have two, tho' which is a real houseful now. Got side-lined. Great letter.


    • Dreamana
      June 12, 2008
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      Thank you. Although I am struggling to write at the mo, but this was just too tempting to ignore.

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    June 10, 2008
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    Oh my word that pooe kitty congrats on gold very well earned much love always


  • lmcrubberduckie
    June 10, 2008

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    aww, that is horrible! It is also very funny. it does work well with the picture, but that is so mean! Again, I can not deny that it is funny too.


  • tawk gold member
    June 10, 2008
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    Cute and good luck in the contest


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    June 10, 2008

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    ROFLMAO!!! Oh gosh this is priceless!! Thanks so much for this hilarious entry. I am still laughing! Woohoo!!

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