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Life sucks for cat

with miser as an owner.

 

Bad enough the jerk

buys the cheapest

pet food,

dented cans missing labels!

 

But that lazy creep

now expects poor pussy

to flip light switches

so won't have to pay

for costs of buying

a remote clapper device.

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  • maggiejamespoet silver member
    June 11, 2008

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    Love the poem and congratulations on trophy. (And I thought the poor cat was having to remove the wallpaper!)
    Needless to say this brought a big chuckle!


  • tawk gold member
    June 11, 2008
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    So funny congrats on the Bronze!


  • sailor ptolema
    June 10, 2008
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    bravo!~

    hahahahhaha
    omg, so comedy!
    I love this, very witty


  • lmcrubberduckie
    June 10, 2008

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    "clap on, clap off, the clapper!" lol that must be a smart man if he can train his cat (or bunny) to do the lights for him. After all, not many people can acheive that! This was a cute poem, good luck in the contest!


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    June 10, 2008

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    LOL Now that is indeed a tight wad!! Making his poor pussy pay her own way!! This brought a smile to my face. Thanks!


  • Heavenly Angel silver member
    June 10, 2008

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    LOL Oh how cute this is! If my cat could read, he'd probably agree with this 100% lol
    Thanks for the smiles I wish you the very best of luck in this contest!


  • luna-midnight gold member
    June 10, 2008

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    awww
    this is great, very funny, and enjoyable to read
    good luck and i hope it cheer sher up
    take care
    stephanie

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