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I Hate Phones

{The Phone's The Thing, And Its Name Is Monster}

Thou vile, wretched, horrible
Excrescence of human thought!
Thou pile of wires, terrible,
Banshee-like screamer unsought!
How dare you defile
The silence of my home
With your chalkboard-scratching style
Of wailing in my home?
Monster of pusillanimity!
You make me sick with your nonsensicality!
Pile of junk, I can unplug you.

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I HATE PHONES

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  • Himura Kenshin
    June 10

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    Wonderful day!!!1!! The (cell) phone is a leash that will forever keep you available to anyone who will speak wit no end. BE GONE vile demon that will that put me forever on call. I beg the, please those of the human race, cast these creatures side. I see perfectly where you are coming from with your disdain for phones. I love the way you worded this. Thanks for writing this. It makes me feel better that I’m not alone.

    BlueTooth is the Devil in disguise.

    ~Himura Kenshin