This isn't really a poem
You're just imagining it
Plants have xylem and phloem
Get off my land
Before I call Pizza Hut
And cut off your hand!
Author notes
Yup. Boredom has forced me to write another poem.
A contest entry
- KIDS VS. ADULTS by longlife by longlife.
425 points, ended June 26, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Are you as bored as I am?
Comments
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Well im not bored as you are . But I did beleive this was one of the weirdest poems I have ever read.

