What would I be? (not a poem)

If I were a month I would be: October

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday

If I were a time of day I would be: 5:27 PM

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were an animal I would be: Wolf

If I were a direction I would be: Weast...(yes...Weast)

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a rocking chair

If I were a liquid I would be: Grapefruit juice

If I were a tree I would be:a dogwood

If I were a flower/plant I would be: Bleeding heart

If I were a kind of weather I would be: partly cloudy with small showers throughout the day

If I were a musical instrument I would be: clarinet

If I were an emotion I would be: happyish

If I were a color I would be: deep purple

If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot

If I were a sweet I would be: chocolate cherry cordial

If I were a car I would be: '56 Chevy Bel Air

If I were a song I would be: blackbird

If I were a movie I would be directed by: Peter Jackson

If I were a book I would be written by: C.S. Lewis

If I were a food/drink I would be: Orange Chicken

If I were a place I would be: Liverpool, England

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle

If I were a shape I would be: a square

If I were a material I would be: egyptian cotton

If I were a taste I would be: sour, then sweet

If I were a word I would be: Gear!

If I were an object I would be: a computer

If I were a body part I would be the: big toe on the left foot

If I were a facial expression I would be: really happy

If I were a style I would be: semi-dressy-casual

If I were a number I would be: 42

If I were a Beatle I would be: Georgie! <3333333333333