Hugh says I’m not to write another entry ‘bout sex-life
but (if I’m careful) I can mention Hinemoa, my wife.
He says I must include the MOON, the WIND, and SUMMER DAY
‘coz those three options are what Blushfulmoon has gave away.
Well, as I’ve told you, Hine’s tits are just like twin brown MOONS,
(Geez! Watch her play ‘Pokarekareana’ with the spoons!)
and, when the WIND is blowing her grass skirt up all the way,
you can see she wears no knickers on a nor’-west SUMMER DAY!
There! I’ve used up all three options and I think I’ve done damn well!
(Thank goodness for the checker ‘coz I’m sure Hugh checks each spell.)
I hope that Blushfulmoon will read this right through to the end
and note how I’ve avoided any words that might offend.
But now I’d better finish becoz I've got to work with Hugh
on his cracker Maori poem all about a spook canoe.
Heathcote Giffen, June 9th. 2008.
Author notes
(For some reason Hugh insists on getting his canoe poem finished by tomorrow which he reckons is some anniversary of something.)
PS: I chose all three options but, as a free member, I can't add a picture. (sobs.)
A contest entry
- HUGUENAUTIES CONTEST No #33 FOR MEMBERS OF HUGH WYLES' FAVOURITES GROUP ONLY by huguenauties.
750 points, ended June 24, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Heath, you cannot even begin to tone it down enough. Even when you don't write that erotic stuff, you still manage to make it sound as such. As a mod I should consider disqualification on grounds of use of offensive language... but I'll look the other way this time since you did (perhaps) try to keep it clean. If you wont tell, I wont tell 
I see no evil, hear no evil, speak nor evil... just a giggle behind my hand
I agree with Yem... his estimation of your poem... from the viewpoint of an officer of the AP Decency Police, is right on.
Dee
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delightful
that is all I can say about this entry since I fully agree with all that Yem had to say in his comment...good luck and all ..
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There were several offending words there sir and I am hurt by their use! Twice you used the word "moon(s)" and that is an offensive word to we of the AP decency police. We were at first shocked by the word "tits" but then agreed that you meant a pair of "titmouse." We were concerned with the word, "Pokarekareana" as it sounded sexual, but decided to give you the benefit of the doubt since it sounded like an indigenous term...but "moon?" We will not tolerate offensive displays of one's posterior!
You have been warned!
Yemassee, Council for AP Decency
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ha ha cute~
Well sweetie
You did cover all 3 topics roflol....
Thanks so much for the chuckle I needed that tonight
Best of luck in the contest...and thanks for the cute entry
Hugs
Susan~~~
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Dear Heath,
Well, I wouldn't read this out at Sunday School but as A/J says, it's miles better than the one you write for Contest #32!! LOL.
Thanks for trying.
Good luck in the contest. I'm off to read Hine's poem next.
Bye for now. Hugh (R.)
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Dear Heath,
I'm glad you wrote so carefully about your darling Hinemoa. I can just imagine what you might have written had you not censored yourself!
Good Luck in the contest! I enjoyed your poem!
<3 Maureen
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My dearest Heath,
I'm happy to see I am in your poem again.
I'm pleased for the other entrants sake that you have tone it down a lot. I know how much you love it when I wear my grass skirt.A beaut poem my dear husband.
Love Hine
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Well I never!!
Dear Heath, Well, this poem is not too bad, much better than the last one you wrote about Hine, Hugh is right in telling you to tone it down, it must've been hard for you to do that! Well done and you certainly made sure you included the three topics.
Good luck in the contest.
Love AJ
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