Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit
like an alter boy dashing
nude across a lawn on Staton Island
Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit
more than an exploding cake
that says "Happy anniversary Slut"!
Then gives you a red bike,
and a summer pass to Magic Mt.
Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit
In case you haven't heard
I'm not one for one ply paper
My hole serves the mighty word.
LIKE:
Poleposition
Pitfall
Kaboom
Frogger
Digdug
Centipede
Space Invaders
Missile command
Asteroids.
Page schools
Religion
Chores
Reunions
Sunday School
Mowing the lawn
Capture the flag
Ditch 'em
Kissing.
Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit
Sometimes I think back to
the day I decided to be,
"Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit"
and I wish I would have opted
for "Hi, I am talented and
good looking damnit,
and now for some murder!"
Brought to you by "Mop Plus"
the only way to clean a stain,
and "Shovel" why dig their
grave, let them."
Author notes
Written December 29th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- What is REAL anyway? by Pretty Hate Machine.
500 points, ended March 3, 2006, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Very Funny
This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh and good luck in the contest. -
oh man
lol
literally
this is so fucking great
-gwen -
This is a hoot. You are good at writing that kind of poem, I guess. I laughed out loud, so it had to be good.
Oh, I almost forgot, it's Staten Island.
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cool. That alter-boy line had me rolling, mostly because I've actually seen altar-boys dashing nude across lawns...not at Stanton though...
The poem itself: a bit too rambly for my likeing, but good just the same. -
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Murder is an art form in the hands of a master. Extremely clever and droll bit of irony on the clash of pop culture and lannguage "alter boy" indeed.
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YES! SOME MURDER! I WANT SOME MURDER! MEAT IS MURDER!
Erm...but then again, I eat....people...so does that make me meat? Wait..now I have confused myself.
Oh god... -
Hey, when ya got it, ya got it... right! So might as well own up to it.
I have to agree...you're good looking AND talented. And charismatic in a sort of vigilantic way. You make me smile, Jeremi.
Dee
Edited on Dec 09, 9:04 p.m. because ''. -
well, i msut say, it's about time i read a humorous entry to this contest! thank you for being creative and dare i say, slap happy sappy! (I'm weird, just so you know...) Good luck.
-Meg -
Well, this one definitely got all of my undivided attention. I can't stop laughing. I enjoyed hearing these words when I read them. Excellent write. Good luck in the contest. The pic was a nice touch too.
becca
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i cant believe you are so talented and good looking and driving a bus for a living.
love your authors comments cos i hate lies.
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
i must stop lying
she behind you and shes stealing your wallet
nice pits -
Haha awesome.
-Kami- -
Hey I am good looking damnit
Well if your talking about yourself honey I got to agree
But if I buckle up for a ride are we going in a nice sports car over over to Eric's house lol and uh oh how fast do you drive by the way
Love this one sweets
You never cease to amaze me so when are you comming to read my poor pitiful poems next to the ones that amaze me of yours lol
Love and hugs
Susan~~~
;f
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The way you went about this was very different form the majority of your poems and you know what it's one of my favs becuase of hoe you went about it. You didn't just go out and say shit you let his ego talk for him and eventually his ego spilled his intentions becuase he's a mindless prick. This was one of your smartest poems...i love it choder great write.
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ok i love the word 'dammit' so i hadda just read this one ... n erm was i suppose to find it funny? lol cos i did
... ok erm good again
hugs
nikki
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Yes, one time I hid them under a chased dragon and thirteen kegs of beer and a corn roll part timing as my forehead, it was spectacular. they didn't find me for hours.
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u r a freak
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Hm...
trying to think of something properly encouraging to say.
but can't. Talented and good-looking aren't the kinds of things that are easy to do away with, or hide, for that matter. Damnit. -
Ártöl og áfangar í sögu íslenskra kvenna er heimildarit sem nýtist frćđimönnum og nemendum er vinna ađ rannsóknum á sviđi kvennafrćđa. Einnig öllum ţeim sem vilja frćđast um áfanga í sögu kvenna á Íslandi. Í ritinu er sagt frá konum sem rutt hafa brautina á margvíslegum sviđum ţjóđlífsins; í námi, starfi, listum og íţróttum. Ţá er fjallađ um samtök, félög, blöđ og tímarit sem konur stofnuđu. Auk ţess er samantekt á lögum og reglugerđum er varđa rétt og stöđu kvenna. Hér á eftir, valiđ af handahófi, er brot af ţví sem fjallađ er um í ritinu. Fćrslur eru mjög styttar. Allar nánari upplýsingar og vísanir í heimildir er ađ finna í bókinni.
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Now, see I am the talented and good looking serial killer. So, ner, I beat you to it. This is good, angsty, snappy, definitely catchy. I liked this a lot.
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Hahahahahaha, you are too much for America. I am talented, good looking and silky smooth damnit, and who cares if don't nobody give a shit but me! Hahahahahaha. Be what it is you gotta be and always be the best! I'm loving it! You are a charm! I feel you, women are so taken in by good looks. A good looking man could be a "serial killer" ya know!!! Go ahead take a ride, it may be the ride of your life. Another write that makes the reader stop to think.
Much Love,
renee
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