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Subjunctive Fun Answers

If I were a month I would be:  

December

I love the winter don’t you know,
Children and skis, sleigh-rides in the snow.
A reason to hug the love of my life,
Within the winter blast, snuggling his wife. December…


If I were a day of the week I would be:

Sunday

Oh yes, Sunday (sundae) it would be,
A banana split, or hot-fudge and me.
Double scoop and all the treats,
Drizzle it up and enjoy the eats. Sweet Sunday!


If I were a time of day I would be:

I would be 15 til Sunset…

Just before sunset is the time I want you see
Preparing for the evening is where I’d like to be.
Watching the colors change in front of me,
Then roll off to sleep calm and free.


If I were a planet I would be:

Sun

I would be the sun, for I love the heat,
Especially at places, my lover likes to meet.
Warm up the earth and all around,
Keeping lives bright, makes me happy & sound.


If I were an animal I would be:

Tiger

I love to be on all fours, vicious when need be,
Growl when aroused; this is so like me.
Ready to pounce, when evil strikes,
Guarded I am when one dislikes.


If I were a direction I would be:

South

Everything I love is due south,
Texas my state, and sweet pleasure for my mouth.
Buried face deep, Only one direction to go,
Head directly south, where the river flows.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:

Love seat

A place for lovers to come and sit,
Place their behinds, and speak a bit.
Being responsible for keeping them close,
Nothing beats a love seat, color primrose.


If I were a liquid I would be:

Habanero sauce

I am so spicy, sometimes a little to hot,
Mixture of my own blend, I give what I got.
Passion burning within this body of mine,
Will make another sweat of another kind.


If I were a tree I would be:

I would be a weeping willow,
Sweetly hanging my head.
Branches of a warm pillow,
Awaken the beauty unsaid.

If I were a flower/plant I would be:

Rose

Wrapped in petals of bliss, with thorns of protection,
I battle the weather, with heated affection.
Bud is ever growing, I spread with delight,
Filling the world with passion, I release it tonight.


If I were a kind of weather I would be:

Rain

For I would fall from Heaven above,
Sprinkle a little bit of tenderness and love.
Upon the faces of people on earth,
And on little angels spreading Gods worth.


If I were a musical instrument I would be:

Piano

Gently my keys would be played,
And soft music displayed.
Mixture of passion and music fills the air,
I would be a calm for those whose minds hang mid air.


If I were an emotion I would be:

Passion

To fill the hearts of such a heated glow
To rekindle the fires that no longer show.
Enticing the minds and the souls of one another,
Turning the couple into strong passionate lovers.



If I were a color I would be:

Purple

Purple is my color, I would be it,
For I believe with passion, this one would fit.
Sparkling cast of a sweet color,
Spreads nicely upon a romance book cover.


If I were a vegetable I would be

Onion

A onion I would be, for I am made of layers,
A honest , loving, caring, considerate, passionate player.
I love one and all , but I am not so easily stripped,
A bruised one with tough skin, I am heavily equipped.


If I were a sweet I would be:

Chocolate

Soothing piece to calm the soul.
Decadent, creamy, in pieces or whole;
Even spread into a brownie pan,
Or a cake, I would be enjoyed where ever I am.


If I were a car I would be:

Mustang

Wild horses, full of speed and beauty appeal,
Upon the paths of earth, tires and feet will squeal.
Maybe a sun roof so we can suck up the sun,
Or maybe cherry red, for racing fun!



If I were a song I would be

Forever Love

Forever love is what I would be,
Sung to my lover nightly.
Within the winds I would hum again,
Letting him know I am forever with him.



If I were a movie I would be directed by:

Michael Landon

A highway to heaven, he met his match,
I would be him, a spiritual catch.
Upon the high roads I would make some more,
Spiritual shows to entertain us for sure.


If I were a book I would be written by:

Stephen King

He is I, in a poetic to book of suspense,
I love to write, and his gore makes sense.
Intriguing I am, I could follow his lead,
One this is certain, Stephen King I love to read.


If I were a food/drink I would be:

Tequila

Hot and soothing, all would drink me down,
I would make all smile, and wipe away frowns.
In the evening they will take a shot of me,
And warmth would settle, now care free.

If I were a place I would be:

Beach

Upon me many people will lay,
Enjoying the sun and the sand.
Waters will brush my shore today,
And I will b e a pleasure to all man.


If I were a cartoon character I would be:

Garfield

I would be able to lay about,
Eat all day and rarely go out.
Be lazy and gain weight,
And all will think its okay… I’m a damn cat’s fate.


If I were a shape I would be:

Circle

To be a circle, I would be never ending,
Through pains and sorrow I’d be understanding.
For the band of eternity I would be,
Keeping all in place, tight in the ring of eternity.


If I were a material I would be:

Silk

Soft to the skin, I would easily stick,
With tenderness, tightly I’d fit.
Smooth sexy and revealing to most,
I would sport her body, like a perfect host.

If I were a taste I would be:

Spicy

I am hot to the touch, I will set you on fire,
The spice that I care, will fill you with desire.
So come on and take a taste,
But hold on to your seat, heat will spread on face.


If I were a word I would be:

Passionate

Full of passion I would take your pain,
No need for introductions, I need no name.
I would tend to whoever no matter the day,
And remove the hurt, or stand beside them today.


If I were an object I would be:

Lamp

I would easily be able to spread some light,
Pull my string, push my button, I will engulf the night.
Shine a path within your darkest of hours ahead,
Then say goodnight, when it is time for bed.



If I were a body part I would be the:

Heart

Just to pump and give you life,
Would be a gift for me.
To be a donor for a sister or wife,
Would be a gift for one in need.


If I were a facial expression I would be:

Determined

Set in place I would have it together,
No one could tell, only I would no better.
No matter the trial I will face it head on,
Even when heart bails, I will stay strong.


If I were a style I would be: unique

Unique

I am who I am, unique.
I am free as free can be.
No one can copy or replace me,
For I am me, passionately sweet.


If I were a number I would be:

10

Odd that it is in beauty they say
Now she’s a perfect ten coming your way.
Ten to me is a simple number you see,
I was blessed with 10 toes, 10 fingers, for precious play. 


If I were a Beatle I would be:

A beatle??

Why the heck would I want to be a bug?
On this note I will send you a kiss and a hug.
This was a nice way of getting to know,
Who people are, and would be, maybe Ringo would know…


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  • Nighttime angel
    June 28, 2008

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    I absolutely love this.. its great.. and its different, and I really love it when people go out of the box. with their thinking and their entries.

    I really enjoyed learning more about you.. I love your answer to what number you would be.
    the producer you choose.. I absolutely love your answer.. I am a big fan of Michael Landon..

    excellent job on this.. I really loved it.

    thank you for taking the time to enter my contest and for answering all of the questions.

    good luck

    kat


  • DogFish silver member
    June 14, 2008
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    Well done !





  • honorable mention
    June 8, 2008
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    the sun isn't a planet babe...it's a star but love it though.


  • crimsondew
    June 8, 2008
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    lol..wonderful replies....a delight to read and know more about you....


  • poeticweaver gold member
    June 8, 2008

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    Bravo,

    You this piece V~
    Thanks for sharing, love ya, and all the best!

    -Timothy


  • Lady Altheia gold member
    June 8, 2008

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    This is cool, i might enter but tomorrow after i have had some sleep. Good luck to you in the contest.


  • Poetic Tasha Moderators member
    June 8, 2008
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    lol well done mom u went above and beyond!!


  • Amera gold member
    June 8, 2008

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    Yay! This is so original and a pure delight to read. I saw myself in many of these things like the Tiger, that's me too. I loved reading this because it told me more about the Tory I love.

    Love,
    Amera


    • PassionsPromise gold member
      June 8, 2008
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      I am unique so went a whole different approach with this.
      glad you enjoyed it.

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