)If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday (The day that everything comes alive; if only for a little while.)
If I were a time of day I would be: Twilight or Midnight (The times I am most alive.)
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto (It's small... And I am short.)
If I were an animal I would be: Owl (Night lovers, like myself.)
If I were a direction I would be: West (We look toward the west in hopes of something better... Or I do.)
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bed (Sleepy sleepy!!)
If I were a liquid I would be: Water (Lucid and it changes easily.)
If I were a tree I would be: Willow (Majestic and flowing.)
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Iris (So different from any other flower...)
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Thunderstorm (Changes rapidly and easily angered/easily calmed.)
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Clarinet (The one that I play and love. The emotions one can express is utterly amazing!)
If I were an emotion I would be: Serenity (Calm, peaceful, etc.)
If I were a color I would be: Periwinkle (Oooh! Pretty!)
If I were a vegetable I would be: Broccoli (Yum!!)
If I were a sweet I would be: Skittles (Skittles... Taste the rainbow.)
If I were a car I would be: Bike
(Yay for going green!!))If I were a song I would be: No Such Thing (They love to tell you, stay inside the lines. There's something better on the other side. I wanna run through the halls at my high school. I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world. It's just a lie you have to rise above.)
If I were a movie I would be directed by: No one (Pfft. Who needs a director?)
If I were a book I would be written by: Me! (Who better to write my story than the one acting it out?)
If I were a food/drink I would be: Mountain Dew (YUM!!! YAY!!)
If I were a place I would be: Obsure unknown forest (If you know me at all... This makes perfect sense.)
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Brainy Smurf (Inside joke!)
If I were a shape I would be: Rhombus (I just like to write the word rhombus.
Rhombus, rhombus, rhombus!!!!!)If I were a material I would be: Felt (Fuzzy!! YAY!)
If I were a taste I would be: Salty (...No comment...)
If I were a word I would be: Star-struck (What a loverly word.
)If I were an object I would be: Candle (Candle candle buring bryte... Wait no.. That's tyger.)
If I were a body part I would be the: Eyes (The windows unto the soul.)
If I were a facial expression I would be: Laughing (Something effortless that washes away sorrow.)
If I were a style I would be: Strange (Wait... Too late...
)If I were a number I would be: Seven (Lucky number seven.)
If I were a Beatle I would be: I don't know the Beatles... (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Yellow Submarine right?)

Nope. No gas.
(Of course... We think water would give him gas.)
Maybe... I'll have to look into it sometime.
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