If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday, again, hot people out drinking! XD
If I were a time of day I would be: Night, when no one, and everyone is awake.
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto, cause it is a planet!!!!!!!!
If I were an animal I would be: Leopard, run, B!#^%, run!
If I were a direction I would be: North....GO DOWN DAMN IT!!! LOL...
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A Lamp, You can turn me on, but you can't f^ck me!!!
If I were a liquid I would be: a soda, yeah I like to get a little bit sticky, but not soo much I can't wash off with hot water...
If I were a tree I would be: Sitka Spruce....I want to SHOOT up!!!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Forget Me Not - I'd like to leave an impression on some people.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Typhoon - Fear me.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Violin, passion of both love and sadness.
If I were an emotion I would be: postponed.....people fear I come in anger and hold off of me for as long as possible... (.)
If I were a color I would be: Dusk Purple - there are some lighter, prettier sides to me.
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot.... the possibilities are endless!
If I were a sweet I would be: Bubble Tea....can't ever have TOO much...really!
If I were a car I would be: one that works!!! Turn me on and off with a click of a key.
If I were a song I would be: Leavin' - Women are edgy towards how I 'steal' their men...$h!t....I don't steal! They come willingly.
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Whoever pays more.
If I were a book I would be written by: J.K Rowling or Stephen King or Anne Rice
If I were a food/drink I would be: Mountain Dew....the sperm Killer!!!!
If I were a place I would be: Where ever your computer is.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Black Lady from Sailor Moon
If I were a shape I would be: the middle finger
If I were a material I would be: wool..that stuff is scratchy.
If I were a taste I would be: Bitter....told you, you didn't want me!
If I were a word I would be: Omni -- All
If I were an object I would be: Your Bill - Pay up....I ain't listening to you for nothing.
If I were a body part I would be the: Brain....I would like to survive.
If I were a facial expression I would be: Pissed....you're not listening to me.
If I were a style I would be: Done...everything comes and goes.
If I were a number I would be: 13....
If I were a Beatle I would be: .... ..... ..... I DON'T WANT TO BE A BEATLE THOUGH!!!! I don't like bugs.....*cries*
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