a different point of view

If I were a month I would be: January....nothing like a fresh start

If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday...no doubt about it

If I were a time of day I would be: the moment right before I awake

If I were a planet I would be: Herannus

If I were an animal I would be: Spider Monkey...i wish i had a prehensile tail

If I were a direction I would be: away from mousetraps, they scare me

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an ottoman, i like feet

If I were a liquid I would be: tears of a clown

If I were a tree I would be: taller i think

If I were a flower/plant I would be: wondering how to figure out what sex i was

If I were a kind of weather I would be: snow, i'd love to become one of those black things that hang from your car behind the tire

If I were a musical instrument I would be: a piece of wax paper wrapped around a comb

If I were an emotion I would be: waiting my turn

If I were a color I would be: burnt umber

If I were a vegetable I would be: hoping my relatives stuck to my living will

If I were a sweet I would be: liked more by others

If I were a car I would be: the mystery-machine on scooby doo

If I were a song I would be: sung by a mime

If I were a movie I would be directed by: david lynch, in the style of eraserhead

If I were a book I would be written by: the marquis de sade

If I were a food/drink I would be: eaten or drank

If I were a place I would be: back in the womb

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Odie

If I were a shape I would be: a dodecahedron

If I were a material I would be: hemp

If I were a taste I would be: the taste of those strings you find when you peel a banana

If I were a word I would be: whispered, real loud

If I were an object I would be: a bandsaw

If I were a body part I would be the: elbow skin

If I were a facial expression I would be: deer caught in the headlights

If I were a style I would be: early-cave dweller

If I were a number I would be: negative 4

If I were a Beatle I would be: pete best