there was this guy named Stu
he really loved to poo
hed eat all day just to say
he pood as much as three times two
one day while at his job
placin orders for the mob
he went real neat on the don in his seat
now hes sinking in concrete
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there was this girl named flo
she always hadda go
she tried to wait but was to late
an accident on her best mate
one day while at the mall
a screaming nature call
she ran an ran to find the can
missed an splattered on a fan
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there was a guy named tank
his poos they really stank
when he let one go the world would know
it smelled so bad it melted snow
one day tank felt a cramp
ran fast as feet could stamp
he turned a curve to toilet serve
tripped an pood on a restroom perv
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there was a girl named eleanor
whos poos were like a dinosaur
shed fill a pool with all her stool
an wached the neighbors puke an drool
one day she went to far
an pood in a cop car
they shot her dead right in the head
pood her last poo is what they said
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the moral of the story
forgive me but its gory
if your gonna over poo be careful where you do
cuz the next one pood on could be you
Author notes
A contest entry
- MAKE ME HAPPY TRY TO MAKE ME LAUGH. by tarcus.
450 points, ended June 25, 2008, 18 entries
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300 points, ended September 13, 2008, 5 entries
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Comments
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Wow.
Incredibly crude.
I'm quite in awe.
Not sure it's in a good way though
--Katie--
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a whole new take on the poo tales LOL. thank you for entering.
Maybe you should write a book and call it just that ... Poo Tales. -
haha interesting mundane event, humourous take on the prompt - but it's a lot longer than the 10-15 line limit.
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You should write a poo book.
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Yah then i could be a pooet laureal and write pooetry all day
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Poo Tales
LOL.. thanks for entering. good luck!!! -slick99
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not as funny as the last one of your's i read i will go back and promote that one to the finalists
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It was funny but maybe you should edit your background because it doesn't really suit the funny story.
Hope this helps you in further contests to come.
-Animals
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