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The Story of 3 Loves

My first love's name was Hilary;
I was totally thrilled to bits
When I found out I could tie
A reefknot in her tits.

My next love was called Julie
And she was really quite exciting;
Her cunt was like a bus garage
But her arsehole smelled inviting.

My last great love was Sandra:
She limped and had a hobble;
Her body stunk like a sewer,
But she sure knew how to gobble.

Now you know all my secrets,
The secrets of my life,
If you come to my house next week,
I'll let you fuck my wife.

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  • ConjurerCaptainTam
    February 1
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    Ahaha, absoloutly disgusting.., and suited very much so to the contest..congrats' on the trophy!


  • The Wayword Warrior
    January 21

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    Hahhahahhaha - some really dirty words here all in a row but they were fortunately masked by some very nice rhyming skills!


  • Manoj Sanyal
    July 28, 2008
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    amusing but a bit out of context...
    Thanks for participation.
    Best wishes and good luck,


  • Nothing But No
    July 3, 2008

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    I like this alot, it was amusing and a rather nice change to what I'm used to reading. I'll be looking at more of your work for sure. x


  • no win no fee
    June 9, 2008
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    Ha ha ha ha this is delicious. You are a very bad man. xx


  • Barry Hodges
    June 9, 2008

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    Delightful beyond words. Where do you live Engelbert? I bet you one of my aunts got killed there by a rogue antelope or a giant possum.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    June 7, 2008

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    This is quite extraordinary. You are obviously going to win something, Englebert, even if it's only a kick in the nuts.


  • Quaz
    June 7, 2008
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    Well, that was certainly interesting. I had the "Who's Line" hoedown music in mind reading that, it was somewhat amusing, which I'm not sure you were going for...

    But in any case, excellent poem, powerful graphic thought, smooth rhymes, and... goes really well to hoedown. >.>

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