Life, Poetry and Other Peoples Bums

A contact sport to some,
is when one person tackles another person to the ground,
and is then aloud to grab their bum as a reward.

However to others,
a contact sport is a game in which one person can hurt another person,
(and therefor is not aloud to grab their bum).

If to you the first idea is correct,
you have a small mind,
and are a bit perverted, but each to their own.

If you believe the second idea however,
then to you life is a contact sport.

Life can hurt you,
knock you off your feet
and leave you broken and bruised.

Life has its good days and bad days,
sometimes you win sometimes you don't.

And in life it is best not to grab someones bum
without their express permission.

So life is a contact sport,
poetry is life in writing.

Thus poetry is a contact sport.