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Killer Poo

©2008 by Elizabeth Darkwell

she was sitting there one day with a feeling in her gut
she sat an sat an sat an sat then pushed with all her butt
she pushed too hard until her face turned deepest shade of blue
then her head exploded she had a killer poo

he ate to much all the time but he was never full
he ate 1000 nuts and a banana before he felt the pull
he jumped on the seat trying to be neat as he felt it coming through
but all his insides came out instead he had a killer poo

she went to a club an ate pretzels all night til nature came to call
she got on the throne an prepared to push an wait for it to fall
but the pretzels wouldnt move they just sat an grew an grew
they grew so big they ripped her in two she had a killer poo

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  • Kathleen a Nazarene
    June 18

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    Hood-Winked!

    This is so silly & funny! You've got one imaginative mind there Lizzie. I wasn't expecting this. It sure changed my mood for the day! I think I need to take a BRB.... Hope I don't have a killer


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    March 10
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    You and your !


  • amaranthine lover gold member
    July 30, 2008
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    A very interesting prompt that this derived from. You did well with the rhyming format!


  • tarcus
    July 10, 2008
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    Three bits of crap for the price of one
    what can one say except well done.


  • storiesuntold gold member
    June 24, 2008

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    Too cute

    I write a crazy funny poem now and thenn and its good I love the comical pleasures of this typw of writting


  • Himura Kenshin
    June 10, 2008

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    WOOOOW!!! The toliet take revenge. ROFL!! It was all very funny. Thank for posting it.

    The Hemroids will take you in your sleep.

    ~Himura Kenshin


  • Jessi-desensytized
    June 7, 2008

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    KILLER POO ... LLLOOOOLLL

    LMFAO great job...!

    oh god im going to be scared to take a #2 now... HAHA

    the first 3 stanzas were the best!!

    Thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!!!

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