I think I've got an STD
The discharge is quite green
It's matted in my pubic hair
And also in between
I haven't washed my cunt for weeks
It smells of rancid meat.
My knickers crunch each time I move
My boyfriend thinks it's neat.
He likes to shag my minging cunt
And lick my crusty clit.
He also likes to fuck my ass
Before I've had a shit.
My boyfriend likes a blow-job
I guess most boyfriends do.
But when I've finished swallowing
There's always more to chew.
His foreskin is so cheesey
His discharge is quite thick.
He has to fill my mouth with spunk
to stop me being sick.
In a list
A contest entry
- GROTESQUE SEX by Edna Sweetlove.
450 points, ended June 7, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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I have just read this and am totally horrifed by it. To think that you could write such an obscene horror! Oh how you will be punished by the Lord for mis-spelling "cheesy" and for forgetting a capital letter at the start of the last line!
Apart from that, you know that you have just earned yourself about 2,000,000 years in Hades with non-stop bukkake.
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This is the second poem that I have read in the past few months that somehow reminded me of Tracy Emin - and, come to think of it, there was essence of Big Mac in there too (though I hasten to add that I am referring to a fast food offering – and not some wild haired critter from north of the border). Dr Dog.
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yeah that's pretty grotesque...i feel like i need a shower and toothbrush. hahaha
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i am glad you won gold fee, well done, you can forget all this sex stuff now and bake some bread xxx
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Wow. This is wild. You've moved up on to the podium beside Edna, in my view. Congratulations on the trophy!
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wowee you have some face fee , i must give you that.. grotesquely great poem ..thanks for inviting us all into your boudoir xxx
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Edna thought that this was only marginally rude. I really want to know what her version of grotesque is. That would me a read and a half! xx
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i think you were grotesquely rude, in a nice ladylike way .. hahaha ,don't think so fee haha xx
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You have to win. You really are a filthy west country-in.
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I'm sorry, but this STD
Means Subscriber Trunk Dialling to me
But I'm sure that your cunt
Has no dial on the front
So what can this STD be?
I also would like to point out
Foreskin has an e, there's no doubt
So put in an e
As quick as can be
Before any bugger finds out.
And accept the gold. I'm off for a good boke. (that's a Scottish work for vomit, in case there's any misunderstanding) -
Oops, I just noticed you're on my faves. In fact you are my fave of faves. Better give you the gold and stop fucking around.
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I only want a shiny cup if I deserve it. I have bunged in a few full stops and with your and Keith's help I have sorted out my typos. The spell checker didnt know how to spell foreskin!
You will have to write something REALLY grotesque. I want to read it. Im sure it will be too horrible to contemplate.
xx
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This is quite good. Not exactly grotesque, but certainly marginally rude. I would point out that "in between" are 2 words. Also the odd full stop would help. However I shall add you to my favourites as you are very rude.
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