It is hard to kiss yourself goodnight
easier to pretend there’s another.
Make sure you have an extra soft pillow
that is at least upper body size.
I pull it to me take in the aroma of her skin
How beautiful a woman is when you make her up.
How perfect are the curves.
The passion dreamed up is Oh My God!
I pretended for years.
Rehearsed the smile, kiss.
The touch before falling asleep.
The arms intertwined.
The slow rise and fall
of her perfect breath
I wanted it and needed it.
I prayed for it.
Then she came to me
perfect in so many different ways.
The dream come true
the one to lie next to.
The Oh My God
I always wanted.
Now I am sleeping on the couch
by myself and glad of it.
Because they are never perfect
and they come with sharp elbows
when you snore.
They bitch when you take the blankets
and when you fart
they become rude enough
to fart back at you
and rub the stubble
of their bearded legs
against your body.
Honorable winner
Adding your comment:
Hehehe you are so funny... But this Is true. Works both ways ya know... 
She probly used to do the same thing but her fantasy kept her warm instead of stealing it and damn... didnt mix beans and bear. 
