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A silly word story.

One day i was standing by the duke box
and this doofus was having a squiz at me from across the room.
When i caught his gaze i piped up
"bustered custard!"
He smiled and walked up to me. He whispered sweetly
"Hey beautiful" and the first words to come out of my mouth,
happened to be "Rack off you donut!" änd he walked away.
I smiled to myself and thought that'd make shit interesting.

He bought me a round and when he knew my poison
i thought a game of pool was well overdue.
He said he was a shark, but then again so was i.
Both taught some moves by our old man
and when i saw a few cute munchkins on the side i thought
a tag team would up the anty.

There was definately something in that drink, i was feeling alittle dazed and confused.
When i held the cue it seemed to dance like a serpentyne and the solid mood turned
silly as i poked my tounge out to muck up his game.
I shaked my booty to the foo fighters and to nickleback, so it seemed we had the same taste in tunes. "Riki" i yelled to the bar tender, "turn it up!"

Eventually the game ended (oh i had won too ) he walked me to my car he noticed it was a gemini "pretty sweet, huh?" i said. He said "i am greatful 2 hav u in my life, is da best thing 2 happen 2 me in a lng lng time." I could feel a mega blush coming on, i couldnt stop smiling, my cheeks were sore. I thought it was a good sign so  I gave him my number, but i think he might've broken his phone, pitty i guess he'll get a chance to read all those messages i sent him.

Author notes

This will only make sense to one person, something silly i just came up with, seems like i have an urge to write tonight. A small message to him "OI! Pull your head outta your arse and get back to me, u're driving me nutz!! I need my dose of sore cheekness ness )

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