Smooth and well groomed after beauty session,
they shoo me outside to fully dry off.
But neither of these so called higher order species, homo sapiens
have obviously ever heard the word 'humidittee'.
For every self respecting body endowed with lush fur
knows without doubt of the dire consequences.
As you can see I am living proof,
as my former, sleek self has now become fluff
Having great pride in daily coiffure,
that damned 'humidittee' and 'stupidittee' has turned me into shag pile carpet.


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