Insanity

"What wonderland is this?" Alice cried
While chasing the Cheshire cat.
"Tea parties and evil queens
And a twinkling little bat!"

"There is no escape, my dear,"
The Jabberwock replied.
"I haven't seen the doorknob
Since Johnny Appleseed died!"

"Circles within circles,
And not a corner in sight!
What's a rabbit to do," said the Rabbit,
"Without some kind of light?"

"ENOUGH!" Alice cried, her voice quite loud,
"I really cannot stay.
My mother was expecting me
Sometime yesterday."

"Then we must escort you home, madam!
Why didn't you say that before?
Hold on," the King said kindly to her,
"I must have a word with that door."

"Can you make it quick?" said she,
"I really must get back."
"Well, why didn't you say that before?"
Said the king. "I can do that."

"Just click your heels together
In polyurethane foam
And recite this lovely phrase
'There's no place like home.'"

Anger flooded her heart
As she did what he had said.
"Until next time, my dear!" he cried,
"From here to A to zed!"