As I sat on the shitter
I thought of how I'd split her
with my Cock and a well grown zucchinni
She took it like a champ
that dirty little tramp-
it disappeared just like Houdini.
When I stuck my cock in her ass
I showed a just little class
I rubbed some lube on it first.
She rode it like she owned it
that sweet ass-I boned it
then I pissed in her face to quench her thirst.
She was pretty-from behind
she was the only whore I could find
who would let me do my nasty thing.
She said "my cunt, fuck it hard"!
but at first I was barred
until I pulled a little bloody string.
I took her ass to mouth
I took her north and south
She didnt seem to mind the smelly streaks on my cock.
She sucked it clean while moaning
as her prowess I was intoning
because she made me as hard as a rock.
But as I found oral relief
she found some brown corn in her teeth
and started to gag, which turned me on.
I shoved my cock so deep
that my cum she had to keep
She swallowed every drop of my spawn.
She is now rarely in my life
I wouldn't take her as a wife
she had too many open sores on her back.
But she is worth the fifty bucks
for an ass ride and a suck
maybe next time I will pay her with some crack.
Author notes
Edna, I dont think I will win any prizes with this one, but this is what came to me when I saw your contest...hope you enjoy it.
A contest entry
- GROTESQUE SEX by Edna Sweetlove.
450 points, ended June 7, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Hailarious!
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laughthefuckoutloud!!
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Oh my gosh!!! This was hilarious and sick at the same time. Beautiful! I am so glad I am not a whore lol. This is why hee hee. Great job on the HM, my friend.
WW
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thank you WW
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Great work, grasshopper. I'm amazed.
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This is charming. Anyone who could dare the following rhymes must get a prize of some sort...
shitter/split her
teeth/relief
owned it/boned it
The question is: what SORT of prize?
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Please say I get the booby prize..I like boobies
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damn funny
ahahahahahhahahahahhaha I am still lauging after that read...a tad disturbed, really only a smidge but still a good write, it flowed well except for the occasional typo which I suspect is from the haste with which you were...typing lol but good job nonetheless
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