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When I'm not acting

Working hard for two million a movie
Four months later I'm finished shooting
I have my own clothes line, perfume, even candy
anything with my face on it so you'll slip me another twenty

Critics say this is the best one yet
only my double did most of it
I get an Oscar ...I just toss it
My face is stuck in one place so the thanks
is kind of hard to get across

I sign my John Doe so I can get some new clothes
and don't forget the surgery
I give to charity and then tell everybody
so I will be all over TV

I had my newborn baby and every magazine wants to see
Only ten thousand for each picture what ever happened
to generosity

Remembering lines to my interviews
and every freak'n movie
Dressing up, looking pretty...
Why is life so hard for me

A contest entry

This isnt my best one but I had so much fun writing it so enjoy :) PS the lie was I am not an actress

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  • ProudMomma
    June 16, 2008

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    wow this is crazy!! so true about the stars today. Its truly crazy! great write i enjoyed reading it! i thought about all the stars as i was reading it great job good luck in the contest


  • LymphBeauty
    June 13, 2008

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    nice!
    i liked it and enjoyed it...it really makes you wonder though.
    ty for your comment on "this is me"
    I couldn't be more clearer on it, it's just how I am.
    have a good one
    ::LB::


  • Justin
    June 5, 2008

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    Heh... this was very entertaining. Thank you for picking a daring and creative lie!

    Your description of this fake life was very believable. I thought you described it very well. You clearly channeled your opposite.

    Good luck finding your coffee. :-P Thanks for the entry!


  • Cocfm
    June 5, 2008
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    Wow, this is a very deep write. Great Job.