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love at first sight's a joke

I don't believe in love at first sight
It doesn't take you on the path of a long relationship
That's no way to find a soul mate
You don't see her soul when you first meet her- just her breast

A big woman can pass you by and you wouldn't even notice that you both are meant to be
No, you want the airhead with the fake head lights
Jesus, half her body is UNDERAGE!

I guess that's why most of America is getting divorces
I'm going to eat my Mc Donalds and be happy
You go have sex with your 'blow up doll'
I hope you get crabs

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prompt 3
My last boyfriend dumped me because I got big.. he even said it.

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  • sOuL
    June 14, 2008
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    thanks for joining my contest
    take care


  • Mrs. Moretti
    June 5, 2008

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    I love it! A lot of people need to read this and take the advice! Great read, and the argument with love at first sight was slightly humorous.


  • woahhmikky
    June 5, 2008
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    Haha!
    I loveeee iittt!

    Its tremendously amazing.
    Beyond amazing, actually.
    once I figure out this site,
    Its so going on my favorites.

    But what sucks is..
    Im underweight.
    and no matter what I do..
    I cant get big! Baaaahhh

    Curse my metabolism..


    I liked it.

    A lot.


    • KristyBrainsikk
      June 5, 2008
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      Thanks, this is my best lately


      • woahhmikky
        June 5, 2008
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        Bah.
        Im really liking all of your peices so far.

        But this one has got to be my favorite.
        It might change though.
        It does that alot.


  • DarkHunter
    June 5, 2008

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    LOL yes I hope they get crabs too Not laughing at your author comments, hey if he is that shallow then you are better off without him and hope you find someone who loves you for you. It does seem a very superficial world in which we live, but there are good people out there, don't let the bastards win. When you find true love, that person becomes the most person and the world and their flaws you adore, that's love. Thank you for entering and hope you find love soon.

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