I am hunting naked apple pies
I implore you to protest
Cos apple pies despite you lies
Are better when undressed
I am hunting red-eyed peas
For it is them I seek
Often found upon their knees
Peas are also meek
I am hunting a jelly hiccup
The kind that can’t be banished
Never fail to fill you up
They never leave you famished
As you can see I’m gathering a feast
Of delectable delights
Food free from bird and beast
Cos animals have rights.
Author notes
Yep this is nonsense but it ryhmes so that makes it ok...right?
A contest entry
- Absolute Nonsense! by marciakay81.
525 points, ended June 4, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - A contest for the WORST poems instead of the BEST poems...So if you want to write a decent bad poem ENTER HERE!I repeat ENTER 203;203;203;203;203;203;̴ by SmartBrick.
360 points, ended June 18, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wow this sucks. Best of luck! (:
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Lol!This was a HORRIBLE poem!(OKAY I would never say that...but it is for my contest...and I mean it in a good way!)My favorite line would have to be "I am hunting a jelly hiccup" Nice write and thanks for entering!
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Absolute nonsense! great write. thanks for entering.
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