Purple plastic pandas eating chocolates in a cave.
Investigating sailors dancing to a hornpipe.
Sir don’t be embarrassed even though your dress is torn.
I am the egg man.
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus.
Co co cachoo.
Liquorice investors selling paper back remains.
Glossy filming extras pander to the cameras.
Mr cover up the holes inside the captain’s tower.
I am the egg man.
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus.
Co co cachoo.
Lounging in a trendy wine bar waiting for the skirts.
When the skirts don’t show you get a buzz from drinking red fermented grain.
I am the egg man.
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus.
Co co ca choo
London transport buses. Bright festive big red buses in a queue.
See how they sail like leaves in a gale, see how they glide.
I’m crying. I’m crying.
I’m crying. I’m crying.
Advertising angels selling sexy botox lips.
Catching sleeping beauties with a bait so charming.
Girl you must say thank you kindly for the surgeon’s art...
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Co co cachoo
Fornicating rabbits swell the population
Hiding in the treetops where their colours can’t be seen.
I am the egg man.
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus.
Co co cachoo
A contest entry
- Absolute Nonsense! by marciakay81.
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Comments
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lol i like the second to last stanza the best. awesome song as well lol, I've gotten a lot of Beatles songs so far. good job and good luck
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'Fornicating rabbits swell the population
Hiding in the treetops where their colours can’t be seen.
I am the egg man.
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus.
Co co cachoo'
I found this poem fascinating. I'm sure it goes deeper than the eye can see. And I'd be happy to read more of it.
Co co cachoo?
Thanks for entering.
skitza
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I like the fact you used animals into your poem..... It makes it more creative and as if i was actually there.
Sorry re-read it again..... Its bout people. Sorry, it was such good presentation my mind led it else where!
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Nice...I love the beatles and their nonsensical lyrics. you did a great job recreating your own version. well done!
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Thanks
I don't claim to be John Lennon but if I was I'd be bigger than Jesus!
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