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Fortune Cookie

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Multitasking single mother
Slaving away in this hell
Unanticipated events occur
To the tune of the dinner bell

It happens so quickly, so fast
Some jerk doesn’t leave a tip
And it’s S.O.L. for his sorry ass
Into the boiling pot he dips

They’ll put anything in their intestines
As I serve their sick, gluttonous sins
Bringing the check I can't hold back a grin
For the fortune reads: “That wasn’t Chicken”

Author notes

credit artist: meat service by Heile

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  • Tattboyspet
    June 4, 2008
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    roflmao! brilliant!
    thank you for your entry