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Malady of the Jack Asses

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In the light of day, he shows his ass
testosterone leading the way.
With the coming of the setting sun
she begins to whinny and bray.

She plays on her whiles, to gain his smiles
as she leads him to bed by the nose.
The Jack Ass finally surrenders
to the scent of a delicate rose.

Then the head games start, pushing them apart
a line is drawn in their bed of sand.
Biting his lip, under sheets he does slip
kissing her ass, to get what he can!

With the coming of, the morning light
they reset their clock again.
Prisoners of their hormones
the oxymoron of women and men!

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  • prankstar
    2 days ago
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    i have to be honest. i have no idea how this fits in the guidelines of my contest. It's good though.

  • baghdaelf
    June 22
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    Very cute. Thanks for the chuckle. Thank you for entering. Good luck!


  • daviscth silver member
    March 13

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    I got a laugh out of this wonderful humor filled poem. Thank yo for taking time to share it in my contest.


  • kasickle
    November 13, 2008
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    lol real funny write,great job


  • Harlequin Dance
    September 22, 2008
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    Haha. Nice. Deep down, humans are still nothing but animals


  • Pamela A Lamppa silver member
    July 14, 2008

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    Interesting. I sometimes wonder if it was a little inside joke, the pairing of women and men.

    Nice work. Best of luck in the judging. ~Pamela


  • Blue Rew silver member
    July 14, 2008

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    Love the title...
    Seems both of the sexes here have
    characteristics of an ass when it
    comes to sessions between the sheets.
    Left me with a grin. Blue


  • Lyndon gold member
    July 14, 2008
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    Hmmm!

    The poem's trend is that making love is assinine. Forgive me if I'm wrong! I do think that Shakespeare would well have known that the groundlings at the Globe Theatre would have had the earthy humour you have displayed in the poem.
    In the horse industry, we are more modest saying "a stallion covers a mare"!
    Lyndon of theWinklings


  • Sprite silver member
    June 3, 2008

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    This is really a cute poem. Made me chuckle. I wish I could say that my beast would kiss my ass on request, but he never does it to please me, only if it pleases him...

    ~ Joyce


  • artis
    June 3, 2008
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    Ha, I love it ,we truly are an animalistic society, bent on the stubborn desire to

    ride the passion of another over the grand canyon of bliss...great write...LOL~~Artis

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