Oh my God will this day ever end?
Hour upon hour of testing this video game trend.
Today I have tested games for xbox, and playstation oh when will I get to test the Wii?
After 8 cups of coffee I can't wait 10 minutes for break I really have to pee.
Each day I ride this stupid controller there has to be more to life.
I just can't believe what I put up with for my 42 kids and my wife.
12 hour days testing dumb games, glued to a video screen.
Just to keep up our one bedroom rat trap home that never seems clean.
Most days I sit here ready to scream there has to be more!
If I had even one other job option I would quit and hit the door.
But now I am doomed to play one after another of these mindless video games.
And don't get me started on my carpal paw tunnel pains.
This all should be illegal what they do to me.
Some day I hope they outlaw animal testing but then what would I be?
Just another unemployed rat in this hopeless economy.
So back to the rat race of animal testing I hope at least when you are enjoying that stupid game you think of me.
So I hope you liked your little insider view of this industry.
And now you realize just how cruel animal testing can be!
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This was interesting. I'm not too keen on the format. But it was an interesting read
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LOL!!!! Oh, this is so creative and just so darn cute. I was afraid it was going in a direction of reality and that would really hit a nerve with me. The rhyme and flow were great and the story wonderful. Thanks for entering and good luck.
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Aw. This is in a way sad. But i liked it alot. Plus in a cruel way it was funny the way you used the words. Thanks for entering my contest i wish you the best of luck.
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giggles and I thought my friends were the only ones who did this for a job lol Poor rodent! great read and very humorous!
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LOL This was funny. But I do like the fact you are standing up for the animals. People sure can be cruel to them. I enjoyed the read! Thank you for entering my contest.
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Thank you for standing up for animals. A very good poem.
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I will never look at video games in the same light again!! Oh you poor little guy!! Oh the cruelty of humans, where will it end! Thanks for this wonderful entry and good luck!
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Excellent
Pure genius mate, wipes the floor with mine. Bloody excellent from start to end. Best of luck in the contest.
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