I left my shoes
in Fenway park
barefoot I walked
home in the dark
what was next
I could not know
when security saw
an unearthly glow
The police were called
they surrounded the place
sure it was an invasion
from outer space
and gasmasks were brought
cause it smelled really bad
the neighbors were moved
and people were sad
Then some one said
It's nasty old shoes
but no one would touch them
they simply refused
the blood hounds were brought
to track me down
they followed the stink
across the town
later that night
they pounded the door
with army, marines
policemen and more
they held out my shoes
on a ten foot pole
then what they said
put fear in my soul
litterings' the charge
and polluting the air
your shoes brought terror
to all who were there
they put me in jail
and threw out the key
just thirty more years
and I'll be free
Author notes
humor prompt
I left my shoes...
A contest entry
- Show a Little Humor Or... - closes after 15 entries by Touchof1der.
600 points, ended June 4, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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haha...that's funny.
Well-expressed.
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I love it! What a great imagination you have and the humor was right on spot for this. Thank you for sharing your words with me and best wishes to in all of your endeavors. Keep that quill dipped in ink and ever ready for use dear poet. Good luck in the contest! 
♥ Touchof1der
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lol daddy its funny i love you
*puts a peg on my nose*
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After all this time your humor still amazes me and makes me laugh. Good job can hardly wait for Leanne to read this one. Best of luck in the contest, silly.
Rhonda
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forgot your clappies
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hee hee this is funny daddy, I love you this much stinky feet and all
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