the breeze of morning
a gentle wafture
I crapped in my pants
the ides of grim march
give me the desire to
bring up all my lunch
ii.
the sad sparrow sings
my evening meal is served
white thing in my soup
loud report is heard
brown feathers and beak parts fly
no more the sparrow
iii.
the wife of my heart
she leaves with the gardener
slash all her tires
heart of my poor heart
lives with the Filipino,
I blow up their house
wife comes home again
feigns love in the humid night
puts ants in my shorts
Author notes
haiku channeled from a garden rake...
Please tell me what you think
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Very odd and pretty gross, but entertaining nonetheless. Good job. I've never had a woman do that to me. Maybe I should ask one to.
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This was very humorous, and had me laughing at loud. Which is hard to do since my face is permanently rigid....lolz...Very good!
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LOL This gave me a good laugh here. These are some real good haiku's. I liked the one about the wife. I enjoyed the read!!!
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lmao i loved these, they are amazing, i love haiku and these made me smile so much, very imaginative writing x
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These are so funny and well written!
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laughter and demise
wow!
haiku channeled from a garden rake!
sending you
a shovel!
laughing and laughing!
What clever wit!
ears/Seattle
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oh man these are just so funny!!!
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EEEEK!
Laughing and thinking you must have a lot of fun writing outrageous poetry. 
Kevin should have that as one of the categories... Outrageous
lol
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If this is the excellence you channel from a garden rake.. I can't wait to read what inspires you from a ho.. I mean hoe!!!!!!!!!
Oh you have made many a morning for me.. but this one
's and yes I found the new emoticons..
laurie
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