Closet case Boston blue blood
You should shut your fucking pie hole.
Suck Matt's cock
Suck Matt's cock
Project green light is a disgrace to
Artistic integrity, and Cultures abroad.
You are sure some piece of work
You piece of shit
I'd like to fucking have a word with
you one day, and baby, Ben, it'd be murder
Because I'm a natural born killer
I'm that motherfucker in the back of
your mind you've always prayed avoid,
Expose you for a fraud, punk you out.
But now? Now, I've got your scent, and your
number, how 'bout them apples?
Where do you get off
fucking around with the
process of creation.
You California grill, chicken cafe parking lot
loitering, beanie wearing, Black BMW driving
primping, wannabe machismo faggot.
Tom Cruise clone
golf ball scrubbing
chirping fairy, FUCK!
Sporty Weinstein boy tea bagger.
Hair transplant cunt, I only want five.
Five fucking minutes.
To show you why.
I'm the darkest half
You'll ever nightmare.
Bomb in your cell phone
Bomb in your cool ring.
You fucking lamb lamber
Motherfucker you're mine
with a box of chocolate
covered bullets. I'm going
to get Vesuvius on your
ass Ben, with your fairy
tattoo and your bitch tits.
Please, go back to Boston.
And Pickle down.
Author notes
Written December 26th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Verbally Expressing Rage And Fury! by swiftlyblue.
500 points, ended November 11, 2005, 22 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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Funny to think... you wrote this, and a couple of years later, Jimmy Kimmel was f-ing him...
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I thought this was pretty funny. I don't care for Ben Affleck myself, but can't say I feel this intensely one way or another. (Matt Damon is rather nice to look at though...
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Funny and angry, I love both. Good work, hon, help put a stop to the Bennifer madness!
for Emily
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hehe. isn't vesuvius a volcano? Pretty funny, however, I wish you had had more of a rhythm with it, then you could've just been another angry rapper.
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So did I... 'till I cried.
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Not sure if you had this intention, but I laughed, you're hilarious
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Nice, I myself always thought project greenlight was a big steaming pile, and come on, good will hunting? WTF? Great write man, thanks for entering.
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this cracked me up and then some of the comments cracked me up even more "get Vesuvius on your ass"... BRILLIANT!
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'tis a mountain.
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it deserves ATLEAST one applause. what's wrong with these people?
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And I was afraid that my poem was slightly too angry? haha
this was hillarious. I wonder how many swear words are in this poem?
Vassuvius- what does that mean? just wondering.
tf
Edited on Oct 28, 1:14 p.m. because ''. -
I'm not so sure I'd kill Ben...but hey, whatever floats your boat lol. Then again, you can kill him if you want, I don't think I'd mind so much!
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Perfect. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
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I'm returning the favour for your comment on my poem.
Wow. This is violent. Do you feel better having voiced your anger? In my experience voicing anger only fuels it.
I'm praying for you.
Absinthe -
Ok, i really don't get this one at all... why so much swearing? Didn't give the poem much effect if u ask me. Sorry.
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All hail Horus8! All hail Horus8! Oh, Hrus8, can you see, by te dawn's early light...
sorry 'bout that, its just that you are my hero... and definitely the leader of 'Americans against Ben Afleck". That was a very good piece, very violent, very... oh, well, very fucking good. It's so cool to know that you are a "natural born killer", specially if the killing has to do with little Benny. Hey, one last question... do you work alone?? -
You are sure some piece of work
-you sure are some...?
this is magnificently violent!! Though ; ) im sure as most people would say you could use a better word than Fuck, though, for the most cases fuck suits alomst every purpose and every use it's ever been applied to.
Ben only looks good from behind and with a paperbag on his head...a noose perhaps, around his neck?
Nyx... -
ooooh, this is why your so goddamned aggrivated, you didnt win. im sorry, but you need to take it like a man
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yay! ben afleck needs to die!! ya! i love it
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I am like my sis Maureen on this one a side of him I never thought existed, but then we only see what we are let seen on the camera?
Right?
Good luck in the contest
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wow. I like much I like much! hee I hate Ben Affleck too, for being such a pretty boy. <.<
anyway,
I like the painting. ^^. It looks very textured, making it very cool!
happy new year ^^.
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Yes.
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This is a side of Ben Affleck I never would have surmised from his frequent guest appearances on TV talk shows. He appeared to be an affable, likeable guy...ah, but appearances are so often deceiving. Once again, I am disillusioned. Will it never end?
Do you have a favorite celebrity? Do you dislike celebrities? Does being a celebrity make them inherently bad?
Do I ask too many questions? (I don't expect answers.) -
U CRACK ME UP NICE PIC DID U PAINT THAT ONE TOO
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ah, how very, um... hey look! it's Elvis!!
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Yes, they stole my life, that's where it all started.
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saw Good Will Hunting recently...
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this made me smile. i don't know why.
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Yes, that's the spirit. trust me he's scum.
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yeah, probably.
But I think that I would be even more upset if he stepped on a member of my cochroach army!
WE'LL BRING YOU DOWN, BEN AFFLECK...AND YOU'RE LITTLE MATT DAMON TOO!!!!
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You wuld be angry too if he had molested your microwave and stolen a hand towel from your cardboard apartment.
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So much anger.
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I... like... Matt... :|...
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