and it's no ordinary, common fish
It has two eyes not evenly spaced
which hang slightly crooked off of it's face
it's stare is uneven, just like it's nose
one eye goes straight while the other....who knows?!
An expression of confusion haunts the things mouth
while a turd always hangs from where it came out
it swims in a circle from handicapped fins
and when it smiles has a hillbilly grin
predators watch it with a curious eye
but the things probably toxic so they pass it on by
and while eating it raw makes your stomach churn
we know not to cook it or else it will burn





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