Sometimes I just get a kick out of the paper and I do not mean the funny papers.
For example a quotation was made about a certain prostitue who was claiming she was selling real estate.
I left my shoes when another person asked how the hell do you build a house on property like that?
Of course that does cause one to ponder about the absurdity of it all.
I mean you have to ask if her sugar daddy ever invited her to his mama's house or did they just put out a For Rent sign?
It kind of reminds me of the time that my own husband who worked in state law enforcement, and his boots were smelly.
He took off his boots and left them in the living room but our
dog offended at the smell ran off with them.
She ran out into the backyard and buried his boots, of course he had to buy more.
So that little white lie of hers about selling real estate smells just like those boots.
However I don't think that the backyard was where the mayor of the town buried his stake.
Anyway you just never know what is going to be in the papers, and those want ads can sure surprise you.
Author notes
I honestly swear we do have these individuals in our town and the woman is a prostitute that tried to make out she was only selling real estate.
A contest entry
- Show a Little Humor Or... - closes after 15 entries by Touchof1der.
600 points, ended June 4, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
This is based on an actual event.
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I chuckled with the for rent sign, there was a typo in the beginning with prostitute. Wow, to think this is really happening, but so true and you gave a wonderful written visual. Blessings.
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And I suppose the public was suppose to swallow this little line hook, line and sinker. I too am amazed that officials and such think we are all so naive and ignorant. I love the humor expressed in this. Thank you for sharing your words with me and best wishes to in all of your endeavors. Keep that quill dipped in ink and ever ready for use dear poet. Good luck in the contest! 
♥ Touchof1der
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lol
I do loce writters with a sense of humor. But I bet if she did her thing she just might have sold a house or two.. Lol very cute
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Haha this is a very funny rant. It had me cracking up, cause after the second sentence, I immediately knew where it was going. I hope you do well in the contest... with a piece like this, you should! Great write!
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Thank you.
The thing is the town secretary quit because of moral and ethical reasons, I am glad that she took a stand. However it still amazes me that they think people do not know what is going on.
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