Adam, does my nakedness make me look fat?
Eve, why would I care if you were fat or not?
But Adam, damnit I really want to be attractive-
Eve, look at you, you’re all cut up and stuff-
You wander around this paradise and scrap your shins-
Cut your feet, and break your toes-
The Chimps think you’re a suicide case-
Well, hey buster, how about you get your skinny ass busy-
And invent some shoes and clothes instead of giving-
That young Gazelle the eye night and day?
I mean really, you’re the only damn man around-
And you’re like totally clueless dude!
Ok Eve baby, what am I clueless about?
Like I do know not to sunburn certain parts of myself-
That’s not so bad, considering “you” don’t have one of them-
To worry about huh? Why is that Eve? Were you born defective?
While you’re at it WHAT in the hell are those things on your chest?
Was your mother a camel or what? I mean really-
They hurt when I run into them-
Are they some of that Sponge Bob stuff?
Well Adam, I still feel fat.
So, go on a diet Eve, what’s the big damn deal?
Adam, diets haven’t been invented yet you fool-
“OH”, well lets see here…hey, tell you what, you see those apples?
The ones on that tree with that big ass ugly snake?
The ones we are forbidden to touch?
Well, yeah, why do you ask Adam?
Well Eve, I figure the reason God instructed us not to touch them-
Was because they weren’t ripe yet-
You know full well how sensitive you are at times?
Well, yeah, OK-
So, how abouts you eat just six apples a day until you feel skinny?
Here, take these two and I’ll eat one as well-
I don’t know Adam, think I really should? Are they ripe???
Heck yeah Eve, would “I” mislead you being a man?
Well…..OK Adam, but this feels like trouble brewing-
“Crunch” Crunch” Crunch” “gulp”
What the? Hey Adam when the hell did you-
~ Become Pinocchio ~ ???
A contest entry
- Before The Apple... by Dalaney.
950 points, ended June 3, 2008, 13 entries
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Oh.......my.......God!
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Lol...Truth, now that was a funny. I always admired Pinocchio! lol...~Sie
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lolololol You are not well and way too funny
I think this may have been the prologue to the Bible no one got to see lolol Brilliant! Love, C
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This was awesome. The Adam and Eve story no-one knew, eh?
So, Eve "sinned" because she wanted to go on a diet? I never thought of the story that way before. Interesting. Thanks for sharing and best of luck in the contest.
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Classic
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